Score: 10

"We need more stuff like this"

submission: Unsung Flashes

date: June 2, 2004

Finally a movie that isn't a Mario or Sonic or Final Fantasy parody.

Do more stuff like this man, you have my support. This kinda thing will never be popular around here but hey at least some of us have a sense of humour.

Score: 0

"What a pile of fucking wank"

submission: Proper Use Of English

date: August 28, 2002

I'll give you no credit for using someone elses audio (which was funny by the way but I've heard it soooo many times) and combining it with, lets be honest, crappy graphics which just fade in and fade out. Next time make something original. And as for all the people who voted high on this movie... you're stupid fucking fuckheads.

Score: 8

"Well done"

submission: Portal Fighter II

date: August 8, 2002

Although it may not be the most original idea in the world for a game it was definitely done very well. This game has its own style and a very strong sense of character. I also loved the Strawberry Clock joke. What a loser. Anyway, why wasn't The Blue Blob in there as a character ;) Bah! Nice job.

Score: 0

"Nice try dumb shit"

submission: >BRtNEyS TiT PoP OuT ViD<

date: June 18, 2002

The fact that you resort to this low level of trying to get high scores is dumb.

I couldn't see jack shit anyway.

Score: 6

"Definitely over rated"

submission: NG is Under Attack! Pt.1

date: June 11, 2002

As soon as I clicked the link to get here I thought "Oh no, not another movie that sucks up to the Fulps and Newgrounds users to get high ratings". I was right in a way, because this movie is definitely over rated for what it is. I had an open mind whilst watching this however and I'll go through some good points and bad points.
Graphics: Colourful, pretty effective but it just seemed as though the drawing had been rushed in places. 7/10
Sound: The sound loops were awful. I understand you totally about you not having a library of sound files but you could have searched for music that went with the atmosphere of the movie. And I know flashkit has stuff like that. The music just didnt go at all. 1/10
Style: I think you had a vision of what this movie would be like and you made it that way. This movie does have quite a bit of style. 7/10
Violence: A little bit of blood, used effectively but it's not really an issue here. 4/10
Humour: I snickered at one or two points but I didn't find it funny because most of the stuff that was meant to be a joke I could see coming from a mile away. 5/10
Overall: This movie has definitely hit the NG user's G-Spot as the score is well above what it should be (I speak in terms of comparison with other movies on Newgrounds). I think that by using well known characters featured in the portal is automatically going to get you somewhere, which is a big shame as there are many movies that have much more original ideas that don't do so well as yours. I think if you're going to improve for the next episode you need to introduce some of the less obvious characters to fight for the portal. And get rid of the clock crew because they suck major dick. You seem to be a portal veteran so try and be a bit more intelligent with your choices. It would also be nice for the storyline to have some kind of betrayal by one of the big portal characters. Just an idea. If I was to make one last complaint that would be why am I not so fucking surprised that you drew big ben in the london scene. How predictable was that?
Anyway, enough rambling. This was a good movie with some nice ideas but very very much overrated. I think this deservers to end up at around a score of about 3 out of 5.

Score: 10

"Whoah b-jaysus!"

submission: STFU Collection

date: June 5, 2002

That was so funny! Yeah, it is shit, but so shit that it's so FUNNY! The guy from STFU should be the new Pico!

Score: 6

"Good but needs work"

submission: Tamara

date: May 16, 2002

The face drawings were really good, but you need to work more on the animation. You need to make the blood look more like a liquid rather than a solid colour blob. And you need to make the tone of the red darker too, blood isnt that bright. But overall it was a very atmospheric toon that I enjoyed. Well done.

Score: 4

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submission: UfoKilling 8 §paceinvader

date: April 9, 2002

This really needs to go beyond the space invader's idea. Like change it from UFO's to something else and add little extra gimmicks that are original.

Score: 0

"WHAT?!"

submission: ph33r traekwon

date: April 8, 2002

Erm, sorry grapes but that was lame.

Score: 9

"Bad flash but good message"

submission: How to pray in Atheism

date: April 8, 2002

People say that they aren't against religion when they state their opinions but I am against religion. I'm not against religious people, just religion and specifically the Judeo-Christian god. I hate what religion does to people. OK, it helps some people live their lives but they're being foolish and just kidding themselves. What sort of a god is the Judeo-Christian god (as well as other gods) who say that you MUST worship him or be damned for all eternity. People complain about that only Muslims go to heaven, but it is the same with Chrisitianity, if you don't accept Jesus as your saviour you will go to hell, regardless of how well you have lived your life. That's just dumb. And if Christianity is true (which I sure hope it isn't) then I will be seeing about 60% of the world in hell. Let people believe in what they want, but the world would be a lot better place if there was no religion. Back to the flash movie. The flash was very poor but the message was a good one (if a little basic). Good job.